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Zen and the Art of the Electric Fence-licking Goat
Posted on Thursday, 17 Sep 2009 
Comments [1]
Tags: funny
"The Naturist"
Great “survival” tips, heh.
Posted on Monday, 31 Aug 2009 Comments
Tags: ads,
advertising,
funny,
teva
Words, a mathematical interpretation
Craig Damrauer presents interesting bits of text as mathematical equations. As well as other things.
Posted on Friday, 20 Mar 2009 Comments
Tags: art,
funny,
visualization
Terorist Watch: Rachael Ray
Original illustration: Carlos Latuff. Bastardized by: me
Seriously, what the %$#! is going on? I just read this story about Dunkin Donuts pulling an online ad with Rachael Ray because of a scarf. Sweet baby Jesus, what’s next? {sigh}
Posted on Thursday, 29 May 2008 Comments
Tags: ads,
funny,
politics
Owltooth
Art: Jimmy DiMarcellis
Owltooth is Porous Walker is Jimmy DiMarcellis—and this trinity is rockin some entertaining sketchbook messaging, complete with blood, nudity, and animals, heh. Really nice work!
Posted on Thursday, 26 Oct 2006 Comments
Tags: art,
comic,
funny,
illustration
Streets so nice, had to name it twice!
Foto: Fernando Paiva
Metroblogging writer Fernando Paiva takes a funny picture of an “imaginary corner” in Copacabana that no doubt has bewildered many a tourist. Full post (in portuguese) is here.
Posted on Sunday, 27 Aug 2006 Comments
Tags: brasil,
funny,
rio de janeiro
I ❤ NY
An anonymous Gawker shit-talker bitchslaps NYC in this article while abusing the newest old explicative on the street—“douchebag.”
I have to say that I cracked up reading this article, because it’s for the most part true. New York City could very well be the worst “greatest city in the world” in the world.
Posted on Saturday, 26 Aug 2006 Comments
Tags: funny,
new york city
Freaky Skittles ad
Skittles has come out with one of the strangest TV ads I’ve seen in awhile. There’s something oddly attractive to the weird hippy hairiness. Their site is out their too, I just wish it was made with a little more care—the quality of the graphics is butt.
Posted on Thursday, 30 Mar 2006 Comments
Tags: ads,
funny,
video
Pre-pixellated T-shirts
Ironic Sans sets you up for your television appearance by pixellating your favorite globally-branded t-shirt. The thing that really bothers me about this is how these shirts virtually eliminate the pixelators that work for TV shows. What does this say to those hard working people? No more job for you! American jobs are being automated and lost every day in the great country—where will it end? :)
Posted on Thursday, 23 Mar 2006 Comments
Tags: funny,
t-shirts
Dave Werner, renaissance man
MC D. Werner annouces his departure from school…in the form of a rhyme. Final grade for this novel approach: A+
So, if the man is out there listening, give this young buck a job.
Posted on Friday, 03 Feb 2006 Comments
Tags: funny,
graphic design,
video
Michelle Hines: Fartist, Sleep-deprived
^Image: intermaweb.net^
Peristaltic Action is the title of Ms. Hines 26-foot long poop art concept. She also set a record for sleep-deprivation.
Damn, talk about suffering for your art!
Posted on Monday, 30 Jan 2006 Comments [2]
Tags: art,
funny
Tramp stamps
There’s something special about all those gorgeous ladies sportin’ tattoos right above their buttcracks. That’s a special woman that’s definitely worth taking home to meet mom. Apparently, this genre of ink that stinks is called a “Tramp stamp.” Heh, funny. Check out a few choice ones here.
Posted on Sunday, 29 Jan 2006 Comments [1]
Tags: funny,
tattoo
Dave Chappelle's Block Party
“You haven’t seen the last of me…”
Posted on Sunday, 29 Jan 2006 Comments
Tags: funny,
video
Fuckcast, World Premeire
John Oxton has debuted the world’s first Fuckcast and made it available to the masses. According to my calculations, he ranked an impressive 5,913 “fuckcount.” This figure is based on the transcript provided—thanks to CMD-F.
All in all, I think this is a big day for the media industry. I can only hope Mr Oxton’s trailblazing genius inspires the youth to go forth and make good use of every (godamned) four-letter word available.
Posted on Friday, 27 Jan 2006 Comments
Tags: funny
Art 'n' C'untry Music
I really don’t understand why I find this so funny. Sometimes bigger isn’t only better, it’s funnier. (My grandmother would be pissed if she caught me making fun of George Jones—I remember how she always loved him).
Posted on Wednesday, 25 Jan 2006 Comments [1]
Tags: funny
Grum Lee's covers
Have you ever wondered what your favorite song sounds like performed with an acoustic guitar and a bad french accent? Look no further, Monsieur Lee’s Full Monty you covered.
(via Metafilter)
Posted on Wednesday, 04 Jan 2006 Comments
Tags: funny,
music
Today in the world of chickens
Introducing my new friend, KentuckyFriedCruelty.com. He’s a 19-year-old PETA staff member that enjoys sunsets, walks on the beach, and apparently loves chicken. My main man KFC, err Chris Garnett has legally changed his name in order to protest Kentucky Fried Chicken’s chicken death policy. Take a pause for the cause and check out the sites, and stop all the fowl killing.
Posted on Tuesday, 03 Jan 2006 Comments
Tags: activism,
funny
Ads from the devil's toolbox
Foto: Thomas Hawk
You really have to read this. What’s next? A return to snake oill salesmen?
Posted on Wednesday, 21 Dec 2005 Comments
Tags: ads,
funny
"Elvis didn't do no drugs!" said Penn & Teller
Penn & Teller decipher the magical stories of the bible while managing to reference Elvis Presley, the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll. And rest assured there’s a few silly (and amazing) magic tricks thrown in for good measure. Check it out for yourself. However, be warned that this clip isn’t for the faint of heart.
Posted on Thursday, 15 Dec 2005 Comments
Tags: funny
Vinny the video editor needs a G5
Vinny the video editor needs your help ($5000) buying a new G5 (since Final Cut Pro 5 won’t run on a G4). He promises to entertain all of us by blowing up his old & busted G4 once he meets his financial goals.
Posted on Tuesday, 06 Dec 2005 Comments [1]
Tags: funny,
mac,
new york city
Star Wars (animated gif)
Star Wars: A New Hope
(168k animated graphics interchange format)
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
(211k animated graphics interchange format)
From this guy.
Posted on Tuesday, 25 Oct 2005 Comments
Tags: animation,
funny,
graphic design
Mr. Trout's neighbor
Art: Kurt Vonnegut and Joe Petro III
I just saw Kurt Vonnegut on The Daily Show with Jon Stewert. It was a rerun. He was talking a little about evolution, as it was Evolution Schmevolution week at The Daily Show. Then there was a commercial for a pizza topped with steak. And after that was either a car commercial or a talking gecko – hard to remember. And it dawned on me that I might as well be living next door to *Kilgore Trout and not even realize it.
The world is a weird place. And to quote Mr. Vonnegut…err a Martian visitor…
“WHAT IS IT, WHAT CAN IT POSSIBLY BE ABOUT BLOW JOBS AND GOLF?”
*(Holy shit, me too… I had no idea).
Posted on Tuesday, 20 Sep 2005 Comments
Tags: art,
books,
funny,
print
Man calls for jihad against Burger King
Left: BK Cones
Right: Arabic inscription for Allah
Don’t underestimate the power of one main with a cause. Burger King has removed a graphic of an ice cream swirl from its packaging whose appearance is close to the arabic inscription of Allah. Zzzzzzzzzz.
Posted on Tuesday, 20 Sep 2005 Comments [1]
Tags: ads,
funny,
politics
The emperor has no clothes
Video still: Brian Ellner photoshopper Additional decorative bling: Brian Morris
Manhattan Borough President hopeful Brian Ellner (and partner Simon) get their ad rejected by – hold the phone… FOX News. Features GW Bush’s head photoshopped on a nekit body, hence “The emperor has no clothes.” A real laugh! Read more about this political bla bla bliggitty bla here.
Posted on Tuesday, 06 Sep 2005 Comments
Tags: funny,
new york city,
politics
Reverse balanced rock destruction (zen)
Danny Brown, of Sensei Studios shows us the power of the zen master’s mind as he reverses time, destroys balanced rock sculptures, and walks backwards/forwards. Check out the video of Balancing Point at IFILM.
I get the impression that gems like this, with their simplicity and grace, is probably why the person that invented the paperclip might be more successful at the end of the day than one who invents complicated machinery.
Posted on Thursday, 11 Aug 2005 Comments
Tags: art,
funny,
video
Doggoned ugliest dog in the world
Foto: AP
In this article the dog’s owner says:
The tiny dog has no hair, if you don’t count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there’s the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles from his mouth.
Posted on Wednesday, 13 Jul 2005 Comments [13]
Tags: animal,
funny
"Girls just wanna…"pay $500 a month
Whoa Nelly! This tried, dyed, and laid to the side blast from the ass past is complaining because she doesn’t want to pay more than $500 a month for her Upper West Side apartment. Jez, talk about a penny-pincher!
(Via Metroblogging)
Posted on Monday, 30 May 2005 Comments
Tags: famous people,
funny,
new york city
Top Ten Favorite Words (Not in the Dictionary)
1.ginormous (adj): bigger than gigantic and bigger than enormous
2.confuzzled (adj): confused and puzzled at the same time
3.woot (interj): an exclamation of joy or excitement
4.chillax (v): chill out/relax, hang out with friends
5.cognitive displaysia (n): the feeling you have before you even leave the house that you are going to forget something and not remember it until you’re on the highway
6.gription (n): the purchase gained by friction: “My car needs new tires because the old ones have lost their gription.”
7.phonecrastinate (v): to put off answering the phone until caller ID displays the incoming name and number
8.slickery (adj): having a surface that is wet and icy
9.snirt (n): snow that is dirty, often seen by the side of roads and parking lots that have been plowed
10.lingweenie (n): a person incapable of producing neologisms
…per Merriam-Webster
Posted on Sunday, 29 May 2005
Tags: funny,
language
FBI redesigns Elitetorrents.org
I just read in Wired that the FBI closed down Elitetorrents.org in the name of the global war on terror drugs piracy. The federal government had three of their best men quickly redesign the homepage as a future deterrent for said illegal (and unequivocally immoral) behavior.
Update:
Speaking of torrent sites, these guys have funny infographics as well as reproductions of e-mails and their responses regarding their legal threats from “the man.”
Posted on Thursday, 26 May 2005 Comments
Tags: funny
Artist paints discarded chewing gum
Is a good, old-fashioned piece of canvas getting that expensive these days? Probably not, but Ben Wilson’s laudry bill might. He lays down on the sidewalk and paints tiny pieces of discarded chewing gum. I love to read stories like this. Crazy people doing crazy things and not giving a shit. Big up to you Ben – you Juicy Fruit! He has apparently begun drawing in fans as a Flickr gallery has sprung up here.
Posted on Wednesday, 11 May 2005 Comments
Tags: art,
funny
100,000,000 Monarch butterflies reported missing
Duplication: Brian Morris
If you see them, please contact the authorities. Read more here
Posted on Monday, 25 Apr 2005 Comments [1]
Tags: animal,
funny
Google Gulp (BETA)â„¢ with Auto-Drinkâ„¢
“At Google our mission is to organize the world’s information and make it useful and accessible to our users. But any piece of information’s usefulness derives, to a depressing degree, from the cognitive ability of the user who’s using it. That’s why we’re pleased to announce Google Gulp (BETA)â„¢ with Auto-Drinkâ„¢ (LIMITED RELEASE), a line of “smart drinks” designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty.”
Smells like a fishy April Fool’s gag, but I enjoyed it for a hot second. One thing is for sure, they are upping the gigabytage on gmail accounts – pretty soon, my machine won’t need a hard drive, I’ll just use their servers.
Posted on Friday, 01 Apr 2005 Comments
Tags: funny,
google
Soul Provider
“Buy a celebrity’s soul and get connected!” The innovative salespeople over at Buy Souls (dot con) are offering all sorts of exciting bargains on celebrity souls. I was actually surprised to see some of the celebrities’ souls available as I had imagined they would be long gone to the devil. Anyhow, I think The Strokes is a great bargain because you actually get 4 souls for the price of one!
Posted on Friday, 04 Mar 2005 Comments
Tags: funny,
music
Prince Charles gets his freak on (one last time)
A crew of topless Aboriginal women throw a bachelor party for Britain’s Prince Charles in the Australian outback today. However, my inside source has confirmed he’s still an “ass man.” Play on, playa.
Posted on Wednesday, 02 Mar 2005 Comments
Tags: funny,
politics
Bone-breaking Segal rips guitar solos and sells bracelets for a living
In the great tradition of movie/film stars we love to hate, yet hate to love behind closed doors, the bone-breaking, locked-jawed, pony-tailed sensé of the silver screen Steven Segal opens his life up to us grasshoppas through his jam-packed site. Highlights include an official mp3 page full of Real Audio files, a webstore containing his “essential” oils, pashminas, bracelets, etc, as well as a slew of other fascinating click-a-ronis. Whoa! Nelly, pop culture weirdness, heeelp!
Posted on Tuesday, 01 Mar 2005 Comments
Tags: famous people,
funny
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